No One Will Beleive It.
When I was writing sitcom scripts for German television (it didn't last long), I was always having run-ins with producers about what was funny and what wasn’t. The worst sentence they could tell me was: "That's not credible. It doesn't happen in real life." For those moments, I always longed for a newspaper clipping that I could throw down on their desks to contradict them. Now, finally, I have one:
Corpse Wheeled to Check-Cashing Store Leads to 2 Arrests